Saturday, January 26, 2008

First "summon" in life.

TP: Selamat pagi cik, keluarkan I/C dan lesen kamu.
Good morning mister, take out your I/C and license.

Saya keluarkan I/C dan lesen dengan senyapnya.
I taken out my I/C and license quietly.

Selepas dia telah tengok saya punya I/C dan lesen...
After he take a look at my I/C and license...

TP: Cik Chan, pagi-pagi ini kenapa bawa laju-laju, ekzos kamu pun besar dan bising.
Mister Chan, why drive so fast in this early morning, your exhaust also big and noisy.

WS: Saya sudah mahu tukar ekzos ini.
I already want to change this exhaust.

Selepas dia ternampak ibu saya duduk di sebelah saya...
After he saw my mum sitting beside me...

TP: Emak kamu duduk sebelah kamu, kamu pun pandu begitu laju ah?
Your mum is sitting beside you, you also drive so fast ah?

Saya cuma senyum (pura-pura sahaja).
I just smiled (acting only).

TP: Sudah mahu "Gong Xi Fa Cai", jangan pandu laju-laju macam ini ma.
Already want "Gong Xi Fa Cai", don't drive so fast ma.

Saya cuma senyum sekali lagi.
I just smiled again.

TP: Okay, sebelum saya buka saman, ada apa nak cakap?
Okay, before I summon you, what you want to say?

WS: Tak de.
Nothing.

TP: Kalau saya buka saman, 200 ringgit tau.
If I summon you, 200 bucks you know.

M: Cik boleh tolong tak?
Mister can you help?

TP: Kamu mahu tolong apa?
You want what kind of help?

Selepas itu, saya keluarkan 20 MYR (wah, 90% diskaun). Dan tangan dia dengan cepatnya datang dan ambil duit itu (bawah kertas saman).
Then, I taken out 20 MYR (wow, 90% discount). And his hand quickly came and taken it (under the summon paper).

TP: Jangan bawa laju-laju, "Gong Xi Fa Cai" sudah dekat.
Don't drive so fast, already near "Gong Xi Fa Cai".

Apa? Sekarang boleh bayar saman dengan segera? Macam makan Mi Maggi (Mi Segera) je.
What? Now already can pay summon instantly? Just like eating Maggi Mee only (Instant noodle).





So do I deserve the summon? For sure the answer is no, a cup of coffee will do. Wahaha...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

chill man,dah tau ini amalan biasa dekat malasia ...ok?its nothing too be greatly shouted because we all learned since elementary school that 'saman' means kopi la...kasi sajalah,since they love to drink...they edy meantion this is not our land,our country so we have to generally 'pay them back' through unofficial alternatives such in ur case...dun care la.they are bloody fools in royal cape

adliex said...

=.= wow... 20 bux..cheap wor...
in sarawak they asked for more..
minimum is 50 bux
die la them
zzzzz

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